Thursday, March 25, 2010

Harleyann funny

So after about 50 times of asking Harleyann nicely to do her homework I got a little loud with her and told her she would not eat until she finished her homework. So while I was in the kitchen cooking and trying to take caare of JJ, Harleyann says something to me and I did not hear her so I asked her what she said so she sighs and says "TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!!"

Seriously my 7 year old said that to me. I honestly did not hear her and I do not know where she got this from.

Silly girl.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Harleyann thinks shes funny

Well ok maybe it is funny.

Yesterday Jeff was off work but he and a friend of ours went out to go shoot and he was not home when Harleyann got here. Harleyann knew he was off and wanted to know where he was. I told her that he had went somewhere and would be back later. So she said I want to talk to him. So I texted him to tell him to call her on the house phone. This is what Harleyann did after he sent me a text backing saying ok:

H: "Ring phone ring, please. Please ring. Mommy why is he not calling me."
M: "He will call in a few minutes."
H: "Come on phone ring, please ring. Ring phone ring."

I texted him back telling him that she is begging the phone to ring and so he called her.

When she got off the phone with him she tells me that he is going to call HER back and that he NEVER EVER wanted to talk to me again.

A little while later he calls her back and when they get off the phone I asked what he said and she said "He said you were a dork."

But he called me on my cell because he asked to talk to me and she wouldn't let him.

What a little stinker and GOD HELP ME when this child starts becoming interseted in boys!!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Harleyann's adventure of diaper changing

So Harleyann says "Mommy, JJ needs a diaper change and I want to change it. Can you get me a diaper please."
(I was cooking dinner in the kitchen)
So I go get her a diaper and she gets the old one off and JJ does not stay still at all. So as soon as that diaper was off he was off. He was all over the place and this is what I hear:
"JJ honey, you need to come over here and lay down so I can put this diaper on." trying to get JJ to lay down so she can put the clean diaper on.
"Honey, baby, I need you to lay down please."
"JJ, please baby, lay down."
"Mommy he want lay down."

So I give him a bottle so he will lay down and be still (I could have done it from the beginning but it was way funnier watching her try and get him to co-operate).

She gets the diaper on and this is what I hear next.

"JJ, I SEE YOUR BOY PARTS!!!!"
I turned around and the diaper was on but not right and his boy part was hanging out and the diaper was hooked across his thighs. I could not help but laugh. I ended up putting the diaper on him myself.