So after about 50 times of asking Harleyann nicely to do her homework I got a little loud with her and told her she would not eat until she finished her homework. So while I was in the kitchen cooking and trying to take caare of JJ, Harleyann says something to me and I did not hear her so I asked her what she said so she sighs and says "TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!!"
Seriously my 7 year old said that to me. I honestly did not hear her and I do not know where she got this from.
Silly girl.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Harleyann thinks shes funny
Well ok maybe it is funny.
Yesterday Jeff was off work but he and a friend of ours went out to go shoot and he was not home when Harleyann got here. Harleyann knew he was off and wanted to know where he was. I told her that he had went somewhere and would be back later. So she said I want to talk to him. So I texted him to tell him to call her on the house phone. This is what Harleyann did after he sent me a text backing saying ok:
H: "Ring phone ring, please. Please ring. Mommy why is he not calling me."
M: "He will call in a few minutes."
H: "Come on phone ring, please ring. Ring phone ring."
I texted him back telling him that she is begging the phone to ring and so he called her.
When she got off the phone with him she tells me that he is going to call HER back and that he NEVER EVER wanted to talk to me again.
A little while later he calls her back and when they get off the phone I asked what he said and she said "He said you were a dork."
But he called me on my cell because he asked to talk to me and she wouldn't let him.
What a little stinker and GOD HELP ME when this child starts becoming interseted in boys!!
Yesterday Jeff was off work but he and a friend of ours went out to go shoot and he was not home when Harleyann got here. Harleyann knew he was off and wanted to know where he was. I told her that he had went somewhere and would be back later. So she said I want to talk to him. So I texted him to tell him to call her on the house phone. This is what Harleyann did after he sent me a text backing saying ok:
H: "Ring phone ring, please. Please ring. Mommy why is he not calling me."
M: "He will call in a few minutes."
H: "Come on phone ring, please ring. Ring phone ring."
I texted him back telling him that she is begging the phone to ring and so he called her.
When she got off the phone with him she tells me that he is going to call HER back and that he NEVER EVER wanted to talk to me again.
A little while later he calls her back and when they get off the phone I asked what he said and she said "He said you were a dork."
But he called me on my cell because he asked to talk to me and she wouldn't let him.
What a little stinker and GOD HELP ME when this child starts becoming interseted in boys!!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Harleyann's adventure of diaper changing
So Harleyann says "Mommy, JJ needs a diaper change and I want to change it. Can you get me a diaper please."
(I was cooking dinner in the kitchen)
So I go get her a diaper and she gets the old one off and JJ does not stay still at all. So as soon as that diaper was off he was off. He was all over the place and this is what I hear:
"JJ honey, you need to come over here and lay down so I can put this diaper on." trying to get JJ to lay down so she can put the clean diaper on.
"Honey, baby, I need you to lay down please."
"JJ, please baby, lay down."
"Mommy he want lay down."
So I give him a bottle so he will lay down and be still (I could have done it from the beginning but it was way funnier watching her try and get him to co-operate).
She gets the diaper on and this is what I hear next.
"JJ, I SEE YOUR BOY PARTS!!!!"
I turned around and the diaper was on but not right and his boy part was hanging out and the diaper was hooked across his thighs. I could not help but laugh. I ended up putting the diaper on him myself.
(I was cooking dinner in the kitchen)
So I go get her a diaper and she gets the old one off and JJ does not stay still at all. So as soon as that diaper was off he was off. He was all over the place and this is what I hear:
"JJ honey, you need to come over here and lay down so I can put this diaper on." trying to get JJ to lay down so she can put the clean diaper on.
"Honey, baby, I need you to lay down please."
"JJ, please baby, lay down."
"Mommy he want lay down."
So I give him a bottle so he will lay down and be still (I could have done it from the beginning but it was way funnier watching her try and get him to co-operate).
She gets the diaper on and this is what I hear next.
"JJ, I SEE YOUR BOY PARTS!!!!"
I turned around and the diaper was on but not right and his boy part was hanging out and the diaper was hooked across his thighs. I could not help but laugh. I ended up putting the diaper on him myself.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Broccoli
Harleyann asks me while I am fixing dinner what we are having so I tell her pot roast, potatoes, gravy and a veggie. So she asks me what veggie we are having so I tell her broccoli.
H: "I don't want broccoli."
M: "But you love broccoli."
H: "But I can't eat it."
M: "And why can't you eat it?"
H: "Because my brain said not to eat it."
M: "And why did your brain say not to eat it?"
H: "Because my brain is allergic to broccoli."
"Really mom I am serious, my brain is allergic to broccoli."
H: "I don't want broccoli."
M: "But you love broccoli."
H: "But I can't eat it."
M: "And why can't you eat it?"
H: "Because my brain said not to eat it."
M: "And why did your brain say not to eat it?"
H: "Because my brain is allergic to broccoli."
"Really mom I am serious, my brain is allergic to broccoli."
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Silly Harleyann
My sister in law has 2 beautiful daughters, Macy (3) and Claire (1). Claire just turned 1 on Sat and Harleyann went down with her Nana and Pop-pop to help Claire celebrate. I am not sure the story around it but at some point while there she looks at Aunt Christy and says in regards to Macy, the 3 year old, "Is she new?"
Crazy kid.
This is a flashback to when Harleyann decided she was going to eat real food vs. baby food.
A little background info for those that do not know, Harleyann was born when I was 24 weeks pregnant. So she was really delayed and while some felt that I started her on baby food to soon since at 6 months she was like a newborn and if you go by that measure than she was only like 2 months old when she started baby food but actually she was 8 months. So on to the story.
At the time Harleyann was 10 months old (only like a 4 month old) and we had went to lunch a Ruby Tuesdays. She was in her carrier next to the table. We were eating burgers and fries and apparently she wanted a fry and took one off of Jeff's plate and started eating it, Jeff and I looked at each other and I said she wasn't suppose to have that yet so I took it from her and she got mad, real mad. So I figured if she is gonna take it then what harm can it do it is just a fry and she had been eating baby food. So I gave her a fry and she threw it across the restaurant. The girl has an arm. I was stunned and then started laughing that she threw the french fry. She did take several more fries off of mine and Jeff's plates and ate them like a champ and never looked back. The girl loves food and I believe that is when her love of food began.
Crazy kid.
This is a flashback to when Harleyann decided she was going to eat real food vs. baby food.
A little background info for those that do not know, Harleyann was born when I was 24 weeks pregnant. So she was really delayed and while some felt that I started her on baby food to soon since at 6 months she was like a newborn and if you go by that measure than she was only like 2 months old when she started baby food but actually she was 8 months. So on to the story.
At the time Harleyann was 10 months old (only like a 4 month old) and we had went to lunch a Ruby Tuesdays. She was in her carrier next to the table. We were eating burgers and fries and apparently she wanted a fry and took one off of Jeff's plate and started eating it, Jeff and I looked at each other and I said she wasn't suppose to have that yet so I took it from her and she got mad, real mad. So I figured if she is gonna take it then what harm can it do it is just a fry and she had been eating baby food. So I gave her a fry and she threw it across the restaurant. The girl has an arm. I was stunned and then started laughing that she threw the french fry. She did take several more fries off of mine and Jeff's plates and ate them like a champ and never looked back. The girl loves food and I believe that is when her love of food began.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Harleyann and cheeseballs
We had went to Sam's club to get a few things a couple weeks ago and Harleyann wanted some cheeseballs and a big thing of them was like $6.00 so we got her some and she had forgot about them I guess because she never asked for any of them. So she got home from school today, hungry as always. So I fix her some cheeseballs and she got excited about them.
So daddy is trying to get her to do homework and he is making her do so many problems before she can have a cheeseball. So she gets to one that she has to write a 5. She is not good at writing 5's so she tells her daddy that she forgot how he taught her to write 5's and she needs his help. Well a second passes and he is getting ready to help her when she says........................
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"Daddy, i'll let you have a cheeseball if you help me write this 5!"
My daughter is to funny, daddy taught her well.
So daddy is trying to get her to do homework and he is making her do so many problems before she can have a cheeseball. So she gets to one that she has to write a 5. She is not good at writing 5's so she tells her daddy that she forgot how he taught her to write 5's and she needs his help. Well a second passes and he is getting ready to help her when she says........................
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"Daddy, i'll let you have a cheeseball if you help me write this 5!"
My daughter is to funny, daddy taught her well.
JJ and the applesauce
Well half the applesauce ended up on me because JJ got all excited and hit the cup and it ended up on mommy and the couch. After a quick cleanup, I decided to sit in the floor and JJ on the couch, well JJ decided I was not giving it to him fast enough and he ended up face first into the applesauce, dang where is a camara when you need one.
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